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Simon, you must be so happy for your brother.
Ecstatic!
I told Sawyer he and Annabelle were meant to be, I mean look at them. The perfect couple!
I guess they are what people call hashtag couple goals.
Oooh, I'm stealing that for my speech!
Actually Jonas do you mind if Simon does the speech instead?
Wait? Mom! What? No!
You are his brother, people will expect you to do something for him.
Mom, no! I don't have ish prepared, and Jonas is the Best man not me!
Hey, it's cool. She's right, he is your brother, so how about we share the time?
No! Jonas, I'm not taking any of your time. You are the person my brother chose for this job so you are doing it.
Mom!
Simon lower your voice and speak to me with respect!
Stop trying to take over Sawyer's wedding. If he wanted me to give a speech he would have asked. Okay mother?
I just want to keep you boys together. But I get it, now that you are both adults you don't need your mother anymore.
Ignore our mom. She always tries to find a way to be in the spotlight or use us to give herself more importance. Having me be Best man and gives speeches is just to show she is a good mom with two good sons.
I guess we are lucky she didn't wear white right?
Oh, we just hid all the white dresses and had our cousin on stand by with red wine ready to pour on her if she got one past everyone.
Haha, wait a minute. Was that a joke or are you serious?
I keep forgetting you guys have a ruthless side.
It's scary on Sawyer, but it's cute on you.
Jonas could you please tell Sawyer he did not look like an elephant learning ballet!
No, he is definitely more like an Ostrich in ice skates.
Hear that baby? I'm as graceful as desert bird in winter.
When they went on their African safari, the tour guide said Sawyer walks wild like an Ostrich and would probably step on his own toes.
*cough* *cough*
I promise, I wasn't trying to kill you. Just wanted to get you in on the joke.
Thanks for that. Now I can tell my grandkids how I almost died because I was visualizing my brother as an Ostrich on his wedding day.
Don't worry, I will make sure to tell them it was all my fault.
Years ago I met Sawyer under a circumstance that neither of us needs to repeat, and that day I didn't know the dude who got on my nerves would eventually be my best friend.
Then one night I happened to see my cousin, aka the maid of honor, at the bar so I drag Sawyer over and well. My cousin was hanging with her play cousin Annabelle. That night Sawyer and Ana ditched us to get to know each other and have been inseparable since.
And lastly all I have to say is here's to Sawyer and Annabelle hashtag couple goals.
You added that in seamlessly.
Well it's thanks to you, I was looking for a closer.
It was nicely done.
Well I'm glad I was able to impress you.
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