I knew I shouldn’t have gone out last night with Kourtney and Anthony to have our ‘going back to school’ drinks.
Blake
I hate i45 when I’m running late.
Today is the first day of the second semester, and being tardy is not a good look for a professor.
I am Professor Blake Aubrey Elcock. I’ve been teaching Myth and Reality in the American Past at Moore University, an HBCU in Houston, Texas, for four years.
Before that, it was drama. I still participate in events and plays.
I finally reached the school's car garage. Someone must have left because there was a space right by the elevator I took to my class.
I rush in trying not to look flustered.
Blake
Aw, damn. I forgot my coffee.
It’s not like I’m addicted like others. People talk like coffee is a must-have in life. It’s nasty if you don’t add sugar and cream.
I make it to try to keep me energized for the day. I guess that's the hype.
Six students are lined up in the hallway waiting by my door.
Blake
I take it you all are my early birds.
I hear different replies from each of them.
I open the door allowing them to enter first. I pull out the syllabus for this semester. We'll go over that today. Ending with an essay assignment due on Wednesday. Nothing too hard for the first day.
The bell rings.
Blake
That means it's time for us to start.
Blake
I hope everyone's holiday was great.
Blake
Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
This is a good ice breaker.
A few hands raise. I point at the first one I saw go up.
Blake
Right there. Tell us your name, college year, then the joke.
Avant Baker
Cool. I'm Avant Baker. A Sophomore.
Avant Baker
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Blake
Why does he use one?
Avant Baker
For drizzle!
The class laughs.
Blake
Ahh, funny, Mr. Baker. Anyone else?
Carlos Diego
I got one.
Carlos Diego
Carlos Diego. Junior.
Carlos Diego
What do you call a man that irons clothes?
He waits to see if anyone will answer.
Carlos Diego
No one. Come on. This is an easy one.
Carlos Diego
Ironman!
Blake
Those were funny. Thank you, Mr. Diego & Mr. Baker.
Blake
I'll give you all the last one.
Blake
Where does the electric cord go to shop?
I wait a bit.
Blake
The outlet mall.
The students laugh. Not sure if it was funny or because I'm the professor.
I introduce myself. Then start to take attendance.
I'm at the end of the roster.
Blake
Carla Mills. Sean O’hare. Keenan Payne.
I look around. Nothing.
Blake
Keenan Payne.
When I'm about to call out the next name, the class door opens.
???
I made it. Am I really late?
I advert my attention to the young man standing in the doorway.
I want to scold him, but all I can do is stare.
He places his hands in the front pockets of his slacks. His stance with his eyes glaring at me says, ‘I want you.’
At least, that's how I interpret it.
Keenan
This is Professor Elcock’s class right?
I realize I'm in a daze.
At a student, none the less.
Blake
Yes. Sit anywhere it's empty.
Thank the college gods that the only available seats are in the back.
Blake
Remember, class, to be on time. It's important.
Blake
Since it's the first day, I won't mark you late, Mr.-
Keenan
Payne, miss.
Blake
Professor Elcock will do.
He stares at me squinting his eyes.
Is that a smirk forming on his face?
I need to snap out of it and continue.
After highlighting important dates for this semester, I write on the board the essay question and go over my expectations.
I keep glancing towards the back of the room. It's like I feel him watching my every move. Yes, the other students probably are, too, but he's the only one I care to notice.
There's about four minutes until the next bell rings.
I see Mr. Payne's hand raise.
Blake
Yes, Mr. Payne.
He's pointing with his thumb to the girl sitting next to him.
Keenan
The sistah here said there was some joke-telling earlier.
Keenan
I have a joke.
The class looks around waiting. He stands up.
Keenan
Why did the dick go crazy?
Oh no. This could go bad. Really, really bad.
Keenan
Someone was messing with his head.
The class laughs, of course.
Blake
Settle down.
Blake
When we tell jokes, they will be clean and PG? Is that clear?
Groans & moans is all I hear.
The bell rings.
Blake
I'll see you all on Wednesday with completed assignments.
I take my glasses off to put inside my handbag in the bottom drawer of my desk.
I look back up and almost freak out.
Keenan
Ah, sorry about that, professor.
Blake
Oh. Ah, that's okay.
The glare in his eyes is hypnotic.
I couldn't see the light stubble on his sharp jaw with him in the back of the class.
What is wrong with me? He's a student.
Keenan
Professor?
Blake
Yes. Is there something you needed?
Keenan
I apologize for my joke.
Keenan
I got excited and wanted to tell you.
Blake
Excuse me?
Keenan
I mean, I wanted to share it with the class. I wasn't thinking.
Blake
Right. Well, keep that in mind next time.
Keenan
Yes, ma'am, Professor Elcock.
Is he looking at me like he wants me? No, he can't be. I'm his professor.
Blake
If that's all, I'll see you in two days.
I grin, hoping he'll leave now.
Keenan
Until next time.
Finally, he leaves.
He has awakened parts of me that are forbidden to him with his smoke, cinnamon musk, and that deep voice.
It's been a while since this has happened being single and all.
What the eff is going on? I've never felt like this towards a student.
Blake
I seriously need some help.
I meet Kourtney and Anthony in the lounge.
Anthony
You're late.
Anthony pushes a chef's salad in front of me with a bottle of water.
Kourtney
And you look flushed.
Kourtney
What's going on with you?
Nothing gets past these two. I swear they have a six sense.
Anthony
Where is he?
They both look around the lounge playing with me.
Blake
Where is who? Please, stop trippin.’
Kourtney
There are some new professors here. Is he tall?
Anthony
Is he black? Because the last one was not holding you down like a brotha would.
I cocked my head at him.
Anthony
I'm being real. Black love is everything.
He raises his fist.
Blake
There is no one.
Kourtney
But why are you lying?
Kourtney
Oh. I know who it is.
Kourtney
The new department Dean.
Anthony
He does look like your type.
Blake
I cannot stand you two.
They smile at me, chewing on their Turkey on wheat sandwiches.
I do love them. Don't get me wrong, but both are in happy marriages. Time and time again, they've told me...
Both
We just want you to be happy.
Blake
I am happy. I don't need a person to do that for me.
Blake
I appreciate it. I do.
At that moment, I decided to keep what I wanted to confess about Keenan Payne.