Gatecrashers

Kemi

At least attempt putting me in your suitcase-

Moma

No, kiddo. You didn't want to come, so you won't be coming. End of story.

Kemi

But, but-

Moma

But, but nothing. You going to be a well behaved girl, doing what well behaved girls do when their parents are away.

Daddy

You can also invite your friends that are GIRLS over and do the teenagey-girly things y'all do nowadays.

Moma

Go call the twins

Kemi

Ole, Thabo they are leaving you guys!

Thabo

Yeah! We're coming!

Ole

Enjoy being home alone, big sis.

Kemi

Enjoy going to the colonizers' place of origin.

Kemi

Don't hesitate to buy me designer things, you know the usual. After all I'm doing y'all a big favour.

Thabo

If we feel like it, sis.

Daddy

Bye, darlin' and take care. Don't you evr hesitate to call any of us if you unsafe especially your uncle in Sandton.

Kemi

Sharpo, tsamayang hle. (okay, go away already)

The Nonong family says their goodbyes and leave their home in the hands of their first born, Kemi. Kemi hurries back inside the house and locks very door there is before deciding to invite her partner in crime over to her house.